Dizzy merch will bring your dad home with the milk!

All Products

Dr. Pilk Drink Bundle

$43.46 $36.94

Dr. Pilk Poster

$17.12
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Dr. Pilk-low

$26.34

Dr. Pilk Drink Coaster

$13.17

Dr. Pilk Framed Poster

$39.50

Dr. Pilk Can Coozie

$9.22
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Dr. Pilk Glass

$21.07

Dr. Pilk Tote Bag

$39.50

Dr. Pilk Trucker Hat

$26.34
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Dr. Pilk T-shirt

$26.34
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Dr. Pilk Hoodie

$59.26
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Dizmas Throw Blanket

$46.09

Dizmas Tote Bag

$28.97

Dizmas Wrapping Paper (2025)

$19.75

Merry Dizmas Mug

$19.75

Dizmas Notebook

$23.70

Dizmas 2025 Cloth Napkins

$32.92

Dizmas Gift Card

$13.17

Merry ThiccmASS Sticker

$6.58

A RED Hearty Christmas Sweater

$59.26

Drugs in Dubai

$32.92
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Flowing into the Drink

$10.53

Flowing into the Hoodie

$59.26
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Titanic Meme Framed

$39.50

Aria's Sweater

$32.92

DIZZY #69 Jersey

$46.09

Floofy Headband

$15.80

Mouse (pls) Pad

$19.75

Gimme that Towel

$39.50

Aritto Magnet

$9.22

Komm, Süsser Dizz Sticker

$9.22

Komm, Süsser Dizz Holo-Sticker

$10.53

Folf in a Cage t-shirt

$26.34

Floof Pins Set #1

$17.61

Thirsty Boi Steel Bottle

$36.87

Stitched Heart Throw Blanket

$39.50

Heart Stank candle

$26.34

Stitched Heart Pom Hat

$26.34

Stitched Heart Hoodie

$39.50
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Scream Holo Sticker

$10.53

Two Thugs on a Mug

$19.75
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Sus Face Holo Sticker

$10.53

Stitched Heart Magnet

$10.53

M.I.L.F. Magnet

$10.53

M.I.L.F. Mug

$17.12

Are You Winning Sticker

$10.53

M.I.L.F. Apron

$36.87

M.I.L.F. Beanie

$26.34
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